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burgertv:

Tina asking the important questions

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

(Source: tuscansweaters)

notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 

mydrunkkitchen:

Hannah and Beyonce!!

OH MY GOD

(Source: drunkkitchens)

(Source: dear-brain)

sampreme:

s3rg:

Tumblr on We Heart It.

following tons (;

(Source: romwe.com)


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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

(Source: legallyblonde)

  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

(Source: mykingdomscome)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’